Deploy
Your coin goes live on pump.fun paired with $PUMP, with a 1% tax on every trade. Its creator is a fresh engine wallet that only the laundry runs.
The meme laundry.
A launchpad on pump.fun where every coin's tax gets laundered in public. Every 10 minutes the loot runs through up to 19 fresh mule wallets, 3 hops each, a memo on every hop. Mules that get frozen pay the holders. Mules that escape buy the coin back and burn it.
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House cut10% burns the main token
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Deploy a coinEvery trade pays the taxThe tax becomes the lootLoot splits into mulesEvery mule hops 3 fresh walletsFrozen → paid to holdersEscaped → bought back and burned
Deploy a coinEvery trade pays the taxThe tax becomes the lootLoot splits into mulesEvery mule hops 3 fresh walletsFrozen → paid to holdersEscaped → bought back and burned
–coins in the laundry
–laundered in – washes
–frozen and paid to – holders
–tokens bought back and burned by escaped mules
The wash
Claim. Split. Hop. Roll.
Every coin runs the same cycle on one public clock. Nobody holds the fees, nobody picks the winners. The tax goes in dirty, walks through fresh wallets in plain sight, and comes out as payouts and burns.
Every 10 minutes
The laundry snapshots every holder, claims the tax, skims the 10% house cut and swaps the rest to SOL. That is the loot. It splits across up to 19 fresh mule wallets.
Frozen or escaped
Each mule walks 3 more fresh wallets, then a public roll decides. Frozen: the SOL is paid to every wallet that held through the wash. Escaped: it buys the coin and burns it.
Vigilance
The holders set the odds.
The chance that a mule gets frozen equals the share of holders who did not sell during the wash. Diamond hands freeze the loot for themselves. Paper hands let it escape into a buyback and burn. Either way the tax goes back to the coin.
The loot escapes
Low vigilance, low freeze odds. Most mules make it out the exit, the SOL buys the coin back on the open market and every token is burned.
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The loot gets frozen
High vigilance, high freeze odds. Most mules get caught at the last hop and their SOL is paid pro-rata to every wallet that held the whole wash.
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Model a day
Run the numbers.
Pick a day of volume on a coin deployed here and how many holders hold through each wash. The 1% tax becomes the house cut and the loot, and the loot splits by the freeze odds.
Tax that day
$1,000
Illustration, not a promise of volume or outcomes
Frozen → paid to holders (SOL)$540
Escaped → bought back and burned$360
House cut → main token burned$100
In the drum
The coins.
Worth asking.
Is this real money laundering?
No. It is a public performance of it. The only money that moves is each coin's own tax, every hop is tagged with a memo that says exactly what it is, and every wallet is derived from the coin's engine key and listed in its case file. Nothing is hidden. That is the joke.
What happens in one wash?
Every 10 minutes, per coin: snapshot the holders, claim the 1% tax, burn the main token with the 10% house cut, swap the rest to SOL, split it into up to 19 mules, walk each through 3 fresh wallets, roll. Frozen SOL goes to holders, escaped SOL buys the coin and burns it.
How are the odds decided?
Freeze odds = the share of wallets that started the wash and did not sell, clamped between 5% and 95%. Under 10 holders the base rate of 47.6% applies. Each mule's roll is sha256 of a public seed (a finalized blockhash + the wash id), so anyone can reproduce it.
Who gets paid when a mule is frozen?
Every wallet that held at least 10K tokens from one wash to the next without its balance going down. The frozen SOL is split pro-rata to what each wallet held at the start of the wash, sent straight to the wallet. Nothing to claim.
Why is every coin paired with $PUMP?
pump.fun only lets a coin carry its own tax when it is paired with a token instead of SOL, and the tax is what feeds the laundry. The tax is claimed in $PUMP, swapped to SOL for the wash, and escaped mules swap back to buy the coin.
What if a wash is too small?
Under $2 of loot the tax stays in the vault and waits for the next wash, so gas never eats it. Dust, failed steps and stranded mules roll into the next wash. Every stranded wallet can be re-derived and swept back.
Is this financial advice?
No. Digital assets can lose value. The laundry runs a fee loop on Solana in public. It is not affiliated with Solana Labs or pump.fun.
Load the drum
Bring your coin. We'll wash it.
Deploy on pump.fun through the laundry. Every wash the tax walks through fresh wallets in public and comes out as SOL for the holders or a burn on the chart. 10% burns the main token on the way.